Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Why We Can't Be Friends

For years now I've bent over backwards to keep our relationship in good condition. I compliment you on a job well done. I encourage you to keep pushing through even when it's tough. I listen to your endless murmuring throughout the day and never once complain. I help you out whenever you get in a jam. I teach others how to take care of you and maximize your abilities. I'm there for you every time you have a breakdown and call others to come in and help whenever it's over my head.

Yet you refuse to work with me!

Copy Machine, in the end, it just comes down to the fact that you are way too high maintenance for me!

**This comes at one of our busiest times of year, where a lot needs printed in a short amount of time! Blasted copy machine!**

3 comments:

Kate Berkey said...

well that sucks

Anonymous said...

bahaha... that was beautiful. glad it was working today! oh man...

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