Statistics

It has snowed for 6 days so far in April.
It has been an average temp of 40 degrees this month.
Evening temp has been at an average of 27.5 degrees this month.
The number of times it has snowed in April since the year 2000 can be counted on two hands and one foot.
The average temperature in December '06 was 53.2 degrees.
The average evening temp in December '06 was 21.7 degrees.
88% of all statistics are made up.

The probablity of me being bored in the office on a Monday waiting for my dad to come pick me up because my car wouldn't start this morning...100%.